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@smartwatermelon@worldkey.ioThe #MLB #AllStarGame starts in two hours! 
And Joe Buck isn't calling it!
Well, this #MLB #AllStarGame on Fox is certainly on Fox. Endless self-congratulatory mini-movies, over-amped ambient mics, vertigo-inducing "Ump Cam". The only thing missing so far are commercials from the Fascist News Channel.
The people who made that #Samsung ad said "what if The Bird Box except with phones instead of nameless eldritch horror?"
#MLB #AllStarGame
@smartwatermelon all I can think of is a line from that old cartoon series "The Critic” where Jay Sherman says "You're watching Fox! Shame on you…”
