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MDMRNWe watched as the flour settled across the land. The smell if marinara was thick in the air."That son of a bitch. He really did it," I said to myself as I looked upon the rubble of the demolished hut. The chef turned back to me and smiled, fresh mozzarella in hand.He really had done it.He had out pizza'd the hut.<a href="https://urusai.social/tags/MicroFiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MicroFiction</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Pizza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Pizza</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/PizzaHut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PizzaHut</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Silly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Silly</a>

Cal Alaera :SpoonsOutlined:<a href="https://kind.social/@Wearwolf" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@Wearwolf</a> Don't just *give* that kind of content away! That's the first thing they teach you in Content School! Jeez... <a href="https://kind.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

aproitz<a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@georgetakei</a> The <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/McCarthy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#McCarthy</a> - <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Era" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Era</a> will be a "Walk in the Park" against these <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/brainwashed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#brainwashed</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a>-<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Zombies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Zombies</a>, cleaning the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Authorities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Authorities</a> from <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Adversaries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Adversaries</a>. This weakens by the Way the Security in every thinkable Form and strengthens the Will for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Whistleblowers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Whistleblowers</a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sabotage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Sabotage</a> from within. You can't find so many Trump loyal People, to control such big <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Entities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Entities</a> like <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FBI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FBI</a>, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NSA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NSA</a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CIA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CIA</a>. They rip them apart, but this will cause a lot of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trouble" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trouble</a>. Does anyone respect <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PamBondi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PamBondi</a> ? It's a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a>.

Deborah Edwards-OñoroWhat’s an owl’s favorite rock group?The Hoo.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Teodor Sandu<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#science</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/smart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smart</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fun</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a>

AnneTheWriterBonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJoke</a> : Is it allergy season again? You've got to be pollen my leg. (It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#HootinTootinTuesday</a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a>.)<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humour</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FunnyMeme</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Spring" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Spring</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Spring2025" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Spring2025</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Weather" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Weather</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/OwlsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OwlsOfMastodon</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Owls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Owls</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Owl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Owl</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Owlstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Owlstodon</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a>

MDMRNA story of a scrappy group of heroic Fairy Tale heroes who would risk it all to get the Magic Mirror to Lord Farquad...Shrek: Rogue One<a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Shrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Shrek</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/BadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJoke</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/StarWars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#StarWars</a>

JesterA belly dancer called Wendy Aspired to being modern and trendy To a chorus of yells She removed all seven veils Driving her fans to a frenzy <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/limerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#limerick</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poem</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroWhat was the goal of the detective duck?To quack the case.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroWhy do basketball players love cookies?Because they can dunk them.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Thirty Ravens In A Man SuitNot again.<a href="https://kind.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://kind.social/tags/batemanposting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#batemanposting</a>

MDMRNValentine's when you and your partner are over 40...<a href="https://urusai.social/tags/ValentinesDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ValentinesDay</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Meme</a>

MarkWhatever it is, make it count.<a href="https://socel.net/tags/animals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#animals</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

mdmrnJust waiting for Sam's Club to makes ads that say, "In the Sam's Clerb, we all fam." <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Joke" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/SamsClub" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SamsClub</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Memes" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Memes</a>

Sr. Estegosaurio 🦕Picking a programming language to learn based on:1. How cool is its name. 2. Mascot/logo cuteness. 3. How aesthetic is the CLI tooling. 4. How coherent is the tooling naming.Idk, imagine choosing one by quality or smth lmao./j<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

MadeInDex 📰🌎Smartphone <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/apps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#apps</a> behave like children.They constantly ask for permissions - you’re like, 'nope.'Then, some time later, they be like: '... but like can I get that permission?' 😅<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smartphone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smartphone</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/it" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#it</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/app" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#app</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/software" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#software</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fun</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/silly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#silly</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TechHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TechHumor</a>

Taz PoltorakTwo <a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/sewing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sewing</a> machines in a bar. One says to the other, hey, aren't you a Singer? The other replies, why, Ja-no-me? And the bartender goes, oh Brother!<a href="https://fosstodon.org/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

mdmrn✋ Super Bowl 👉 Superb Owl 🦉 <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/SuperbOwl" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SuperbOwl</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Joke" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a>

mdmrnI figured it out! Finally. I am the Walrus. I will take a Yellow Submarine to the Octopus Garden. It's all making sense now. <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/TheBeatles" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TheBeatles</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Joke" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/BadJoke" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BadJoke</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Music" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Music</a>

mdmrnSometimes you shit post. Other times you post shit. Often, I do both. <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/Joke" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://sakurajima.social/tags/ShitPost" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ShitPost</a>

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