Even on #SaintPatricksDay , it's not easy being green.
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Even on #SaintPatricksDay , it's not easy being green.
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If everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican
on Cinco de Mayo?
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Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.
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St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…
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Well, this is a disaster waiting to happen...
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They look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore.
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Bonus #DadJoke :
Is it allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
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Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.
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This guy will get the effin' snakes off the effin' plane!
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"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!"
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BONUS #JOKE :
Why is Saturday stronger than Tuesday?
Because Tuesday is a weak-day.
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BONUS #JOKE :
A hacker called and told me that he had all my passwords. I replied, "Thank God for that! What are they?" and grabbed a pen and some paper.
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In honor of #DeepSeek tanking the tech stocks on the stock market today...
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For all you folks dealing with unexpected and unusual #snow today...
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This falls under the category of #MisheardLyrics .
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BONUS #JOKE :
I got kicked out of the coffee club, because I wore a tea shirt.
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News Media:
"All of America is panicking! TikTok will be shut down on Sunday!"
Meanwhile, my neighbors and I, trying to have an intelligent conversation on the subject...
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I always enjoy it when I get the rare opportunity to use the #Asstodon hashtag.
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"If you choose not to find joy in the snow, you will have less joy in your life, but still the same amount of snow." - Anonymous
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