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**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Even on #SaintPatricksDay , it's not easy being green.

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The Muppet characters Kermit and Pepe the King Prawn are addressing the reader.

Kermit: “Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Muppets!”

Pepe pinches Kermit (*pinch*)

Kermit turns to him. “Pepe! Why did you pinch me?!”

Pepe answers, “Because you're not wearing any green!”

Kermit says, “Pepe, I am green.”

Pepe says “...Well, you're not wearing any clothes, and that's a problem too.”

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

If everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican on Cinco de Mayo?

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Photo of a group of Star Wars cosplayers, dressed as Storm Troopers and marching in a parade. They have adorned their costume uniforms with Irish flags, clovers, green ribbon, and one is eventually wearing a green party hat.

Meme text reads, "St. Patrick's Day-- The day when EVERYBODY is Irish."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.

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Two-paneled meme showing Chief Miles O'Brien (Colm Meaney) in the top panel. Meme text here reads, "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast.

The bottom panel has a smiling Capt. Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart). The meme text reads, "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup" - A French Toast.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3d

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

St. Patrick’s Day is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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A meme showing Sir Patrick Stewart made up like a classic image of St. Patrick, in robe and posing as if to bless someone. On his shirt is a glowing Star Trek symbol, and behind him in the sky is the star ship Enterprise.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Mar 5

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Well, this is a disaster waiting to happen...

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Photo of a double-doorway. The door and the full-length windows on both sides of it are painted with a mural of sorts: mostly green, with some blue for some sky on the top right. The right door has a life-size painted bicyclist coming toward the viewer. The left door has text that reads, "Keep calm and ride on."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Mar 5

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

They look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore.

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Photo of two bears, standing on the back legs and facing one another. Their mouths are open and they are roaring at each other angrily.

Meme text reads, "I don't know much about bears, but I think these two are married."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Mar 5

Mar 5

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke :
Is it allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.

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Two-panel meme.

Top panel shows a wide-eyed surprised-looking little owl sitting on a branch. New green growth is at his feet. Text reads, "It's Spring!"

Bottom panel shows the same owl, looking a bit angry, standing in falling snow. Text reads, "Nope."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 26

Feb 26

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

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Photo of a scene from the Tim Burton "Batman" film, with huge open-topped vats of glowing green liquid in a factory setting. Above the vats are walkways with almost non-existant guardrails.

Meme text reads, "Gotham would have a lot less supervillains if they put safety covers over those giant chemical vats. That city doesn't need Batman, it needs OSHA."

Meme credit is: boredpanda.com

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 26

Feb 26

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.

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An apparent news article from a newspaper. The top has an image of actor Benedict Cumberbatch, and the bottom half reads:

"Quaint heartthrob Bodysnatch Cummerbund this week announced his engagement to theatre director Sophie Hunter, to the mass upset of millions of his enamoured viewers.

Buffalo Custardbath, 38, is best known as the lead role in hit BBC series Sherlock, and has also had prominent roles in 12 Years A Slave, War Horse, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and voices the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit trilogy.

Formidable acting repertoire aside, Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch's fame is largely attributed to his dashing persona and his unusual name. We look forward to Mr & Mrs Cabbagewank's wedding."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 19

Feb 19

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

This guy will get the effin' snakes off the effin' plane!

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A chocolate-colored bulldog is sitting and facing the camera. He is wearing glasses and a black beret hat, and bears a striking resemblance to actor Samuel L. Jackson.

Meme text reads, "The best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation ever!"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 19

Feb 19

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"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!"

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Two-panel meme with a scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard is seated in his Ready Room, and Counselor Troi is seated across the desk from him.

Troi is asking, "What does a yellow traffic light mean?"

Picard answers, "Slow down."

Troi says, "What... does... a... yellow... traffic... light... mean?"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 29 *

Jan 29 *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

BONUS #JOKE :
Why is Saturday stronger than Tuesday?

Because Tuesday is a weak-day.

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Photo of three pets sitting on a couch. On both sides, there are Alaskan Husky dogs. In the middle of these two is what looks at first glance like a small Husky, but is actually a cat wearing a headpiece to look like one of the dogs.

Meme text reads, "Day 19: They still think I am a dog."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 29

Jan 29

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

BONUS #JOKE :
A hacker called and told me that he had all my passwords. I replied, "Thank God for that! What are they?" and grabbed a pen and some paper.

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A Maxine comic by John Wagner.

An older lady is seated behind a computer monitor. She says, "I forgot the password for the file where I keep all my passwords."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 29

Jan 29

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

In honor of #DeepSeek tanking the tech stocks on the stock market today...

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Altered cover of a Mad Magazine issue from 1974. The cover is solid blue, with a single hand in the middle of it. The hand has six fingers and two of the middle fingers are being held up, reminiscent of giving someone the Middle Finger-- but not quite right, because the hand has too many fingers.

The magazine name has been altered to "M-A.I.-D Magazine" and the subheader is "Giving A.I. the middle finger."

In the bottom corner of the faux cover, some text says, "Remember to always pay real artists. They hate drawing hands as much as A.I. does - but unlike A.l., artists count."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 22 *

Jan 22 *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

For all you folks dealing with unexpected and unusual #snow today...

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Photo of a road covered in snow, with trees in the distance on each side. Meme caption reads, "For everyone asking how the roads are."

Dialogue balloon pointing to the road says, "I'm fine. Thanks for asking."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 22

Jan 22

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

This falls under the category of #MisheardLyrics .

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Promo photo of Country singer Kenny Rogers. Meme text reads, "We never did find out why Lucille left him with four hundred children and a cop in the field."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 22

Jan 22

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

BONUS #JOKE :
I got kicked out of the coffee club, because I wore a tea shirt.

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Jan. 12, 2024 Comic by Mark Parisi.

Two people are standing at a bus stop, wearing lots of winter clothing: coats, mittens, hats, and scarves (covering their faces). One woman is holding a cup. The other person asks her, "Is that an iced coffee?" To which she replies, "It is now."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 15 *

Jan 15 *

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

News Media:
"All of America is panicking! TikTok will be shut down on Sunday!"

Meanwhile, my neighbors and I, trying to have an intelligent conversation on the subject...

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Scene from the TV show, "The Golden Girls," starring Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Bea Arthur, and Estelle Getty. The older ladies are all sitting around a table discussing something. At least a few of them seem puzzled and confused.

Meme text reads, "People in their thirties discussing TikTok..."

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 15

Jan 15

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

I always enjoy it when I get the rare opportunity to use the #Asstodon hashtag.

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Photo of a donkey covered in a light layer of snow, his ears tucked up by his head. Meme caption reads, "My ass is cold!"

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

**AnneTheWriter** @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Jan 8

Jan 8

AnneTheWriter @AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com

"If you choose not to find joy in the snow, you will have less joy in your life, but still the same amount of snow." - Anonymous

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Someone has made a snowman using a mailbox. The snow is stacked around the mailbox, black stones and a carrot have been added to make a slightly frowning face, and the mailbox door has been left open to make it look like the snowman is sticking out his tongue and that his "mouth" is wide open. Sticks have been inserted in the side to look like his arms; they are sticking out and up a bit, as if to startle someone walking past.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme

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